If you are unable to answer the above question correctly, please stop reading this post immediately and navigate away from our webpage. If you managed to deduce that the giant object hovering in the sky at night is, in fact, larger than a bleeping elephant, feel free to read on.
Our happy group of dumbasses is looking for a few likeminded idiots to join in our fun and frivolity as we surgically take down HFC content throw ourselves at bosses until they fall over. With our feet now under us a bit and our focus beginning to shift to the content you can't manage to defeat while simultaneously pleasuring yourself during raids, we are looking to add 2 core members to our communist regime. With our members all totally caught up in gear still miles behind in gear because fuck that legendary ring quest when you return to the game 10 months into an expansion, we are looking for 2 core members who have enough gear to carry us enough brains to play at a high level and outplay their gear level. Specifically, we are looking for:
- 1 ranged DPS (Mage, Balanced druid, or Warlock preferred)
- 1 melee DPS (Rogue or Monk preferred)
However, as always, if you are able to make us laugh, can contribute to our mumble dialogue, are able to hold conversations about something other than this damn game, and can play at a high level, please feel free to apply regardless of our specific needs. For those of you that suck at the game or are boring as shit, well I suppose you better REALLY fit our class needs.
If interested, head to the "Apply Now" section (or click here) and fill out the application as in depth and thorough as you deem necessary to give us a feel for you as a player and person. And yes, we are one of those weird guilds that actually cares what you bring to the table as a personality. Being the best damn internet video game player on planet earth doesn't mean much if you make us want to drive our cars off a bridge the entire time we play with you. If you have any specific questions that you can't find answered on our website, feel free to contact Herm on batte.net at Herm#1536 and ask away.