The Spider boss was, to put it bluntly, not our finest showing as a guild. While we normally play like Method suck unabashedly, we managed to take our play to new, previously impossible to reach, levels of sucking. This put us significantly behind the 8 ball and when the dust settled, we ended up with a kill that was somewhere in the neighborhood of the world 1,000,000th kill. Not exactly how we drew it up when we started the instance, eh? Oh well, onward and upward, I suppose. We have the unique advantage of actually enjoying playing with each other so small details such as us playing like the worst guild in the history of the planet on one of the easiest bosses ever seen is of no consequence to us, right? Right?!
Anyway, embarrassing performance on Elerethe aside, we fared quite a bit better on Ursoc. At first it seemed as though we couldn't manage to avoid having a random person in our raid play their character like I imagine Helen Keller would play on any given pull. Ursoc, at it's heart, is a 5 minute stress test to see if you have the intelligence to communicate with your fingers to efficiently execute simple tasks repeatedly over a 5 minute period. In our guild, however, I imagine us possessing the intelligence to have 20 people smashing their fists on their keyboard from the moment the boss is pulled, praying that the impact of their fist on the keys causes them to shoot things at the boss and move out of purple shit on the ground in timely fashion. A few hours later and our group of idiots pounded their fists on their keyboard and yelled unintelligible things at each other enough to somehow manage to produce the body of a dead bear in what can only be described as the cleanest boss kill in the history of gaming a typical kill for our guild.
Now that we are passed the *ahem* speed bump that was Elerethe Renferal, also know as our own personal hell, and have rediscovered our groove with a swift dispatch of Ursoc, here's to quicker updates and a swift finish to the instance. We are actively looking for skilled, enjoyable people to help us claw out of the gutter with our rankings and position us for a better and more efficient performance in future raid tiers, as we are generally accustomed to. If you feel you can smash your keys in a moderately coordinated fashion and are an enjoyable person to spend time with, head over to the apply section (or click here) and drop an application. An officer will be in touch shortly to treat you like a Middle Easterner going through the TSA line at the airport ask a few polite questions.